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Alright new years day, I was going to put this hangover breakfast on but the computer wont let me upload the pic so I found this Chilli Steak thing I did a while back so this will have to suffice.

So what you need is this-

Steak I used about a 250gm scotch
Olive oil
chilli powder
Salt and pepper

Salad
Fresh beans
tomatoes
cucumber
onion
carrots

What you do-

Well its pretty fuckin' obvious... dose the steak up with the olive oil, chilli powder and salt and pepper and cook it the way you like it.

Cut up the vegetables into bite size chunks (I normally scrape the watery seed part out of the cucumber then fling it at the old ladies that walk past my house). Throw in a bowl salt and pepper and olive oil, toss it round and put it on the fucking plate, followed by the steak that's been resting for 5 mins.


Serve

Chilli Steak and Crunchy Salad
Chilli Steak and Crunchy Salad


So there you have it

now fuck off

Nomad
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Alright then molls, here's a recipe from last summer.

Now I didn't cook these Lobster's I got them from the Footscray Market, I think we payed around $20 for fresh cooked lobster, cant remember how much they weighed.

What you need-

Cooked rock lobster 1 or 2
Chips (I went for the crinkle cut)
some salad ingredients
few cloves of garlic
some cream
some kind of herb (cant remember what I put in)(It was thyme)
olive oil

What you do-

Get your lobster's, and slice them length ways, you could use a pair of kitchen scissors if you want I think I may have used a clever. Once in half give the guts a bit of a rinse then pat them dry with paper towel. Cook your chips make a salad.


In a small fry pan fry some crushed garlic in some olive oil for about 2 mins, not too much because the garlic may go bitter or burnt, add some cream about 100mls, then I think I used a bit of thyme and some salt and pepper.

Serve.

Rock Lobster
Rock Lobster


now, you know what to do...

Nomad
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Alright people, back again, there should be some recipes soon, I know I've been slack but when you're as awesome as me then a shitty little blog can wait.

Now these Kebabs from Illy's are one of the stand outs, these ones will score big just because it's my local and, well, they just kick some serious arse.

Again I got the standard Kebab. Lamb, lettuce, tomato, onion and garlic sauce. Illy doesn't have a choice out of flat bread or Turkish bread, its just Turkish or you can fuck off.

I don't really know what to say about these kebabs they're just great, we'll give them an 8/10, here's a picture.
Illy's Kebab
Illy's Kebab

The song I was listening to when I was shoving this down my gullet, The Mob Goes Wild by Clutch from the album Blast Tyrant.


Alright?

Cool

Now fuck off

Nomad

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Alright here we go, the first review on Awesome Dudes Awesome Kebab Tour.

I went to Kebabworld in the food court in Australia on Collins(Melbourne). I got the standard kebab, lamb, garlic sauce, lettuce, tomato and onion. It cost me $9.90 with a bottle of water.

First off, not enough meat. Flavour was good though, they even do something fancy to their onion, I think they sprinkle it with some ground cumin and some dried oregano. The meat was the processed kind, you know the big slab of glistening meat, the one were they put a bit of lamb in then some bread crumbs, some tongues and a few toenails. Hmmmmm tasty!! then mould it round the skewer.

Now I chose the wrap kind, you can also get the Turkish bread roll and they slice the roll in half. They also do the sandwich press to it after they have made it. It's wrapped in paper, I prefer the foil. So yeah it was an alright Kebab, fairly small, I think I'll give it 5/10.

The song I was listening to when I was eating my Kebab- Anesthesia, by Bad Religion, from the 1990 album Against The Grain, listen out for the cool echo drum effect at the end.



Now fuck off!

Nomad

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Awesome Dudes Awesome Kebab Tour

July 7th 2009 10:52
Alright sluts, back again. Yeah haven’t got a recipe, been cooking stuff but haven’t been taking photo’s. So you’ll have to go without.

Instead I have something better, Awesome Dudes Awesome Kebab Tour


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Prawn’s kick arse and chillies kick arse. So it was inevitable that they would come together in a spicy invertebrate disgusting sex orgy... and produce the super fantastic dish, Chilli Prawn Spaghetti.

What you need


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There is nothing more manly than a steak. It’s fucking true!

When I’m feeling really manly I like to go 12 rounds with a surly bovine, you know, to tenderise it


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Spit roasting is an age old tradition of roasting meat over an open flame or coals, preferably coals.

Apparently warriors back in the day would skewer meat on their swords and roast it over the camp fire after a day of fighting


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Awesome Dudes Awesome Pizza

January 28th 2009 01:42
Alright slappers, what’s crackin’? Thought I’d show you how to make Pizza.

So if you’ve got a food processor this is quite easy, if not, well it’s still pretty easy


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Awesome Dudes Awesome Pasta Bake

January 22nd 2009 04:21
Alright then? Cool.

Some days all you’ve got in the kitchen is left-over veggies and some frozen mince... and tins of tomatoes, and some pasta... and a little bit of fetta


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