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Awesome Dude and a bottle of red...

February 15th 2011 04:56
What is going on you dirty filthy no good sluts?

This post is just about drinking wine and the odd cider.

So at the moment my favourite wine is the Bress 2008 Gold Chook Heathcote Shiraz, it is the fucking bomb!

Me and the Mrs were out one night chasing the dragon in Footscray, we went to our favourite pub/restaurant, The Station Hotel.

We decided to get a bottle of wine to go with our awesome steaks, so we chose the Bress. And it was good. Real fucking good! When we got home we looked up their website and found out they were only an hour or so out of Melbourne, up the Calder Freeway.


Bress Website

So out we went and back we came with the back seat loaded. We polished off the last bottle on Friday night, so on the weekend we went back out to get some more, and this time to buy some of their cider.

Now I'm not sure where I'm going with this, my minds gone blank, and I really shouldn't be doing this at work, but the boss is a moll so it evens out, and its nearly 4:00pm.

So fuck it, get out to the winery, its good fucking trip and try and find Henry of Harcourt, that cunt knows cider.

Now fuck off

Nomad



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You suck Awesome Dude!

December 18th 2010 05:29
Yeah you fucking suck, what's your deal?

Dunno really, just a bit lazy.

Well c'mon, do something!

Settle down, I'll get there.

I don't know Dude, you've gotten pretty shit.


Yeah but fuck, it's all good.

Alright Dude, I'll give you one last chance.

Or what? What are you gonna do?

You'll see...

See what? You're not even real!

Get Fucked.

Dickhead.

Cuntnugget.
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What's going on you dirty filthy sluts?

Here's a review of a very fine cocktail bar in the city. The city of Melbourne that is.

1806 is the name and it is at 169 Exhibition St Melbourne, just up from The Elephant and Wheelbarrow.

The name comes from the year the word cocktail was first used, and their cocktail menu flows along in a chronological order from this date. with an abundance of every conceivable cocktail there is/and was.

Not much to say really, it kicked arse!!

Its run like a restaurant, as in you order at your table and then pay when you leave. They have some nibbles as well, I recommend the Honey Glazed Pork Jerky, as the waiter dude said "it's da bomb".

I really only had one type of cocktail and that was the ever reliable Martini, and for all you stupid fucks out there that are thinking 'what sort did he have? A vodka or a gin Martini?'

THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING MARTINI!!

... and that is gin...

So I had a couple of them, we got them dirty too, the last one was filthy like a Russian whore. Their olives were pretty fucking good too.

So I better put a link in 1806 Cocktail Bar

Alright then, service was good, I would recommend making a booking and eating the jerky and drinking 'til you end up in a wheelchair.

Now fuck off.

Nomad
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I voted Greens this year...

August 23rd 2010 06:46
Just thought I'd mix it up a bit...

Its got something to do with gardening right?
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What's Twilight?

June 24th 2010 09:45
Never heard of it!

Is it just before dusk


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I went on orble and it's shit

April 27th 2010 12:33
What the fuck happened to orble?

IT"S FUCKING SHIT
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I went on twitter and it's shit!

April 27th 2010 12:27
I went on twitter and it's shit, you probably already know this, but for all of you who aren't spastic sheep, don't bother cos it's shit.

I went to the main page the other day just to have a look, just to see what all this fucking fuss was about. And after watchin' the most popular twits scroll down for a bit, I said to myself "this is fucking shit" but then I thought "no give it a chance, click on someone's name and see what else they have to say" and guess what people? IT WAS FUCKING SHIT


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You are all sheep...
Potential Facebook users
Potential Facebook users


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So... what's been goin' on?

I got that reminder about not posting anything for 55 days so I thought I better post something or I might get taken over by some lame vegetarian


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Alright new years day, I was going to put this hangover breakfast on but the computer wont let me upload the pic so I found this Chilli Steak thing I did a while back so this will have to suffice.

So what you need is this


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