Awesome Dudes Awesome Curried Sausages
July 15th 2008 02:47
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What you need-
Eight sausages
2 medium white onions
Few cloves of garlic
2 red chillis
Can of crushed tomatoes
Tablespoon of flour
Olive oil
Turmeric
Cumin
Coriander seeds
Hot paprika (you can use clive of india curry powder in place of the spices)
Couple of cups of water
2 cups of long grain rice
What you do-
Cook your sausages in a super hot fry-pan remove and put to the side. In the same pan throw in a tablespoon of turmeric, cumin, coriander seeds and hot paprika (they should all be in powder form) and just toast them until fragrant splash in some oil and then your diced onion chilli’s and garlic. Fry then off until soft, then throw in the can of tomatoes and run water in the can, say half full swish around and pour into pan. Cut your sausages on a diagonal and return to the pan add another cup of water lower heat and simmer for half hour, you don’t have to cook this curry that long because the sausages are already tender. Cook you rice, equal parts water to rice use the absorption method stove or microwave. Serve.
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It’s just the way I roll, it’s like I’m in a movie and I’m the cool guy. Say I get a phone call right, instead of saying hello, I say “Sup slut” even when it’s my mum. When I hang up I throw the phone in the air, do a spin and catch it in my pocket.
If you give me a Yo Yo I’ll rock the cradle like a mother fucker... so step back cockholes, Awesome Dudes in town!
What you need-
Eight sausages
2 medium white onions
Few cloves of garlic
Can of crushed tomatoes
Tablespoon of flour
Olive oil
Turmeric
Cumin
Coriander seeds
Hot paprika (you can use clive of india curry powder in place of the spices)
Couple of cups of water
2 cups of long grain rice
What you do-
Cook your sausages in a super hot fry-pan remove and put to the side. In the same pan throw in a tablespoon of turmeric, cumin, coriander seeds and hot paprika (they should all be in powder form) and just toast them until fragrant splash in some oil and then your diced onion chilli’s and garlic. Fry then off until soft, then throw in the can of tomatoes and run water in the can, say half full swish around and pour into pan. Cut your sausages on a diagonal and return to the pan add another cup of water lower heat and simmer for half hour, you don’t have to cook this curry that long because the sausages are already tender. Cook you rice, equal parts water to rice use the absorption method stove or microwave. Serve.
Awesome Curried Sausages
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