Awesome Dudes Awesome Dinner for One
June 16th 2008 02:43
Alright people, I’ve just finished Awesome Dudes Awesome Dinner for One, and... Well, it was pretty good, but the question I put forth to you is. What music was I listening to whilst having my Awesome Dudes Awesome Dinner for One?
We’ll ponder that later.
What you need-
Pâté
Bread
Bottle of wine
What you do-
Crack the bottle pour yourself a glass, have a sip, then let that fucker breathe whilst you cook your toast. Once the toast has popped let it rest in the toaster for 30-60 seconds, then cut into pieces. Now if you got Pâté with the jelly on top, slap it on a plate. Spread some on to a piece of toast, grab you glass of wine. Have a gulp then shove in the toast and Pâté. Repeat until all the wine and Pâté are gone. (You may have to cook more toast)
So what was listening to?
That’s right Motorhead’s 1980 classic album “Ace of Spades”. This album stomps on your face, rips your nuts off and shoves ‘em down your throat!!
Fun fact No77- You’re shit, I’m awesome. (this is true)
Nomad
We’ll ponder that later.
What you need-
Pâté
Bread
Bottle of wine
What you do-
Crack the bottle pour yourself a glass, have a sip, then let that fucker breathe whilst you cook your toast. Once the toast has popped let it rest in the toaster for 30-60 seconds, then cut into pieces. Now if you got Pâté with the jelly on top, slap it on a plate. Spread some on to a piece of toast, grab you glass of wine. Have a gulp then shove in the toast and Pâté. Repeat until all the wine and Pâté are gone. (You may have to cook more toast)
Dinner for one
So what was listening to?
That’s right Motorhead’s 1980 classic album “Ace of Spades”. This album stomps on your face, rips your nuts off and shoves ‘em down your throat!!
Stomps on your face
Nomad
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Comment by Jarrah
Back to the Eighties
I love Pate nearly as much as my Mrs, she often has it as a meal for one too, sometimes with crackers though.
Seriously, chicken liver is one of the best tasting things ever invented eh.
I can't stand that jelly crap though, ugh.