Awesome Dudes Awesome Guacamole
November 5th 2008 10:52
Alright guacamole, or how I like to say it “gwack-a-moll”.
So making gwackamoll is piss easy, so easy a decrepit dog with arthritis and cancer that’s been hit by a car and is lying on the side of the road... and is blind, could have the energy to squish the avocados to make the gwackamoll.
It’s true; I hit a decrepit blind arthritic cancer ridden dog in my car... then asked it to make gwackamoll, and it said yes.
Then I did a signature Hulk Hogan leg drop to take it out of its misery.
What you need-
2 avocados
Half a small red onion finely chopped
Three tablespoons of lemon juice
Teaspoon of paprika
Salt n pepper to taste
What you do-
Cut the avocado in half and spoon out the flesh into a bowl and start to mash it up with a fork, then throw in the onion, lemon juice and paprika, mix it in. Add the salt n pepper to taste.
An old Mexican lady told me to put the seed (out of the avocado) back in the dip, this apparently keeps it greener longer, and then I like to whack some glad wrap on it and put it in the fridge for half an hour. Serve with corn chips or toasted pita bread.
Fun fact No29- The unborn young of a viviparous vertebrate makes an excellent filling for a dim sum.
Nomad
So making gwackamoll is piss easy, so easy a decrepit dog with arthritis and cancer that’s been hit by a car and is lying on the side of the road... and is blind, could have the energy to squish the avocados to make the gwackamoll.
It’s true; I hit a decrepit blind arthritic cancer ridden dog in my car... then asked it to make gwackamoll, and it said yes.
Then I did a signature Hulk Hogan leg drop to take it out of its misery.
What you need-
2 avocados
Half a small red onion finely chopped
Teaspoon of paprika
Salt n pepper to taste
What you do-
Cut the avocado in half and spoon out the flesh into a bowl and start to mash it up with a fork, then throw in the onion, lemon juice and paprika, mix it in. Add the salt n pepper to taste.
An old Mexican lady told me to put the seed (out of the avocado) back in the dip, this apparently keeps it greener longer, and then I like to whack some glad wrap on it and put it in the fridge for half an hour. Serve with corn chips or toasted pita bread.
Awesome Guacamole
Fun fact No29- The unborn young of a viviparous vertebrate makes an excellent filling for a dim sum.
Nomad
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Comment by Jarrah
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Also, nothing takes out a sick dog like a leg drop.
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Comment by Nomad
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lemon juice or lime juice is always essential in a good gwackamoll