Awesome Dudes Piss Easy Chicken Soup
April 15th 2008 05:38
Alright you bunch of losers; this is soup 101 with Awesome Dude.
Soups are “piss easy”, one time I was taking a piss and stirring my soup at the same time, because I’m so awesome. Now you might be thinking “Hey Awesome Dude that’s really disgusting, you should know better”. Well I do know better, that’s why I’m so awesome. I have two hands, one for my Broth and one for my Johnson.
This is what you need-
500gm chicken breast
Onion
5 cloves of garlic
Red chilli
4 medium potatoes
1 big parsnip
4 carrots (or same amount as potatoes)
Zucchini
2 sticks of celery
1 litre of chicken stock or more
Splash of olive oil
Bay leaf
Salt n pepper
This is what you do-
Get a big pot and heat it up. Chop your onion roughly, chop your garlic and chilli finely, throw in the pot with a splash of olive oil, fry that shit for a bit. Now throw in your diced chicken breast and cook until sealed. Your veggies should be chopped. Now this is the bit where you can choose. You can choose to pour in the chicken stock and simmer for half an hour then throw in your veggies. Or you can throw in all your veggies, cook for 5 mins stirring and then pour in your chicken stock. If you choose the former, your soup will be a nice watery broth like soup with chunks of veggies. If you choose the latter, your soup will be a kick arse thick sloppy mess of a soup with a few of the veggies becoming one with the soup, basically a bowl full of awesomeness.
So you chose the latter, good for you. Throw in a bay leaf and simmer that shit for an hour or more, stirring every ten mins until it has thickened up awesome like. Salt n pepper it up hardcore and it should be done. If you chose the other way simmer that shit for another half hour or so with a bay leaf in it and it should be done. If there is not enough liquid add more chicken stock or water, you can put in any kind of veggies it doesn’t matter, go nuts.
Fun fact No13- One time I was so thirsty I drank from the Crown Casino fountain. (This is true)
Nomad (Awesome Dude)
Soups are “piss easy”, one time I was taking a piss and stirring my soup at the same time, because I’m so awesome. Now you might be thinking “Hey Awesome Dude that’s really disgusting, you should know better”. Well I do know better, that’s why I’m so awesome. I have two hands, one for my Broth and one for my Johnson.
This is what you need-
500gm chicken breast
Onion
5 cloves of garlic
Red chilli
4 medium potatoes
1 big parsnip
4 carrots (or same amount as potatoes)
Zucchini
1 litre of chicken stock or more
Splash of olive oil
Bay leaf
Salt n pepper
This is what you do-
Get a big pot and heat it up. Chop your onion roughly, chop your garlic and chilli finely, throw in the pot with a splash of olive oil, fry that shit for a bit. Now throw in your diced chicken breast and cook until sealed. Your veggies should be chopped. Now this is the bit where you can choose. You can choose to pour in the chicken stock and simmer for half an hour then throw in your veggies. Or you can throw in all your veggies, cook for 5 mins stirring and then pour in your chicken stock. If you choose the former, your soup will be a nice watery broth like soup with chunks of veggies. If you choose the latter, your soup will be a kick arse thick sloppy mess of a soup with a few of the veggies becoming one with the soup, basically a bowl full of awesomeness.
Piss Easy Chicken Soup
Bowl Full Of Awesomeness
Fun fact No13- One time I was so thirsty I drank from the Crown Casino fountain. (This is true)
Nomad (Awesome Dude)
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Comment by Jarrah
Back to the Eighties
I'm putting in a request for a Roast in the future.
Never cooked one Awesome Dude, need your help to make it awesome.
Comment by Nomad
Awesome Food
awesomeness is not far away 80's Guy.
Nomad
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