Basic Training (Moonee Valley Hotdog)
March 1st 2008 14:01
Alright people, Awesome Dude may have had a couple, but he is still quite capable of writing this, Basic Training... I think. Who?
Awesome Dude was at the races tonight and Awesome Dude didn’t fair too awesome... but is still awesome all the same.
Anyway, to the point. I had a hotdog at Moonee Valley and well, it was alright. Now one good thing about it, it wasn’t your average dirty stinking hotdog, it was kransky. Now I’m a big fan of the kransky, but what these losers did was pure spasmosis (I’m drunk, I can make up words).
This is what they did.
Loser hotdog chick-
Hi, what would you like?
Awesome Dude-
I’ll have a kransky thanks
Loser hotdog chick-
Onions and cheese?
Awesome Dude-
Yeah why not, I’m awesome...
And then this is what the chick did, she pulled out the roll, put onions in the roll, then the kransky, then 500gm’s of cheese, then says-
What sauce would you like on your kransky?
I’m thinking ‘what kransky? There’s enough cheese on there to make a lactose intolerant person run to the toilet in fear’.
Awesome Dude-
Tomato and mustard please (I’m so polite)
So she puts sauce and mustard all over the top of my “cheese roll” none of the sauce is even close to making contact with the kransky.
Well I ate it, but I wasn’t happy.
Now this Basic Training is about “hotdogs” and the correct way to eat them and prepare them.
You will need-
2 hotdog rolls
2 dirty stinking hotdogs... or whatever, it don’t matter.
1 small onion
Grated cheese
Sauce and mustard
And the awesome bit, paprika, garlic granules and dried parsley... and olive oil
Chop onions, heat small frypan, splash of olive oil, sprinkle of paprika, throw in onions, fry away, half way through sprinkle of garlic, sprinkle of parsley, fry away take of heat.
Now, construction, I assume I wouldn’t have to tell you how to cook a hotdog, so I’ll push on.
Cut bread roll, first cheese, second hotdog, and third sauce and mustard, last of all Awesome Dudes awesome onions.
As for the correct way to eat them, insert, bite, chew, and swallow. (Well that’s what I told Awesome Chick...)
Wow, what time is it?
Fun fact No16- Never bet on the harness racing, they’re all donkeys!!
Nomad (Awesome Dude)
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Comment by Jarrah
Back to the Eighties
I need bacon on mine. I dig swine.
So whats your martini recipe?
- Jarrah
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Comment by Nomad
Awesome Food
keep your martini glasses in the freeza at all times,
1 part vermouth 2 part gin throw it in a shaker with plenty of ice shake around pour into your awesomely cold martini glass then at least 3 olives and bang, you're as drunk as me.
Nomad (Awesome Dude)
I know this is not the proper technic, but I'm a man, an awesome man.
where am i?